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Little fixins 2003.11.19
Okay, so I've not gotten the downloads back up yet. It seems that I over-estimated what my new connection can handle. I'm out looking for a new host again so I can get all the wonderful downloadable booty up and available again.

Meantime, I've given up and installed professional blogin' software. Also, there've been a few changes ye olde navbar, but everything is still available - just maybe through a new link. The "cool stuff" item wraps up a bunch of old items in an effort to tidy up the navigation.

I'll also be upgrading the photo gallery software soon, so expect big things.
New server! 2003.05.19
I've made a move to a nice new server and new ISP. Welcome to it. In the short term, the downloads (movies, etc) are not fully functional, so don't be thinking I don't care - I'll have everything running happily again shortly.
He should be on Leno... 2003-05-07
Yes, this kid is getting pretty damned famous. However, is it really the sort of fame that he or his parents would want? Whomever said "there's no such thing as bad publicity" should definitely watch these clips. Of course, I have the geek-enhanced version of the Star Wars Kid, too!
"/switch" 2003-01-30
The first news of the year! Parodies of Apple's "Switch" ad campaign have been plaguing the Interweb for some time now. I've assembled a few which amuse us for your viewing pleasure in our Mirrors section.
Blogging 2002-12-13
So the blog software was written, some blogs were written, and then everything was kinda dropped for a while. Anyway, due to a little interest from users, we've expanded the software for general (users') use. We'll see how much use it actually gets, huh? Hey users - go use it!
Oooh! Mp3s - shhh! 2002-12-04
A rousing "haw-haw" and vigorous nose-thumbing to those who do not have user accounts! Members now have access to the cheezy.net Mp3 archive. What a little bustle of activity the past month has been!
Finally... 2002-12-02
The Movie Rememberator is finally done. It's one of those things that's far too complicated to build, so you put off. This has been successfully done for way too long. However, in deciding to follow the "simple is beautiful" philosophy, the project became much easier, and now the essentials are complete. Of course, only members have access...
Another mail server upgrade 2002-11-21
Another major release by our vendor means upgraded features for our users! Check out some cool new customization features in webmail.
Movie Central 2002-11-13
Movies! Movies! Movies! We've added more to our mad collection of snippets. We've added 2 to the Miscellaneous section, 2 to the Star Wars section, and added a whole new "Microsoft" section, with an initial two clips, and more to come! So come in, sit down, download, and enjoy.
Mail server upgrade 2002-09-17
Massive integerial upgrade to our mail server. Look out world! Upgrade went pretty smoothly - one minor hiccup, but everything's peachy now.
More new stuff! 2002-06-28
Would you, our devoted viewers, really believe that we are working on the site? I thought not. However, we have proof! First of all, check out our new logo! Xen0fex re-did it, and we think it looks pretty sa-weet. Also, the blog that ol' cw is doing has a comments section. Pretty impressive for a site that went without pretty much any updates for a year! Of course, who knows if this frenzied level of industriousness will continue... oh, who am I kidding - everyone knows it won't.
New stuff! 2002-06-24
Whoa - did you see that? Our beloved cheezy.net just got a face-lift AND some new content/functionality. There's a blog now being written by le grand fromage himself. The bets are all over the place on how long this new hairbrained scheme will last, however. We predict long odds. Let us know what you think of the new look & feel. Oh, I just noticed that it's been almost exactly a year since the last news update. LOL - man, we are slackers!
For all the car audio mp3ophiles 2001-07-04
D00d. CW just wrote a script that copies/renames/orders Winamp playlist files so that you can play them in that order on car and other non-alphabetic MP3 decks. Check it out under Projects.
Hooray for Humpty! 2001-05-07
Woohoo! The impossible has happened: we have put Humpty Dumpty together again! And we didn't even have all the kings horses and men for help! Everything's running again, and another oddity is that we have updated the news section twice within a month!! Wow! But that's not all - for all you Brocketeers, there's a new link posted for The Mog's Anti-PC website! Seems he ran afowl of a pro-PC ISP... ;)
...the harder they fall 2001-05-05
Due to complications with some security update patches applied Friday PM, we are having some "issues" with the server. We are working hard to have everything back up to full functionality ASAP, but have no ETA for this. If you encounter errors, it is likely we just haven't fixed everything yet. Keep checking back - we'll post again when everything is back up.
Rock 'n' Roll! 2001-02-28
Wow!! Seattle reels under the onslaught of an earthquake rated 6.8, and we have the video for you! We've added 2 clips to our movies section filmed by folks with cameras earlier today. Not a bad little haul! ;)   And, of course, our Seattle-based servers managed to stay up and running throughout, despite the 17,000 people without power! Boo-yah!
Home of the beaver... 2001-02-20
The phrase "busy as a beaver" can easily be applied to the cheezy.net crew! Normally, we are busy with our own lives and projects, but for some strange reason, we've gotten a bee in our collective bonnet to get some useful work done on the site. In this vein, we have seriously started work on the "Movie Rememberator" (or Personal Movie Database). Don't expect miracles in terms of timing, but we are back doing real work on the ol' girl!
'Tis the season to Cover Your Ass 2001-02-15
Well, since we are gearing up to get back into production on this baby, we felt it prudent to get some sort of ass-coverage going. As of today, we have a brand-spanking new Terms Of Use agreement! This is to provide us with a legal security blanket to help us sleep a little easier in this crazy, litigatory world we live in. It does not pose a threat to you, dear reader; it merely protects us in case of some jerk comes in search of our (non-existent) money!
Did you ever meet those idiots from cheezy.net? 2000-10-15
Well, due to our wonderful incompetence, we have lost the "old news" section. The entire file and its back-up were destroyed by some insanity that was, in all honesty, partially our fault. However, we cannot excuse the party whom deserves the lion's share of the blame - that damn hardware! You see, it turns out that there can be issues when connecting Ultra ATA-66 and ATA-33 drives. We discovered this, and now we have also discovered that it cost us our old news. ... Know what? It was old news anyway! Who cares?!
Whoever said we were a content provider? 2000-10-14
As usual, we spurn content updates for something less interesting to you viewers: we are making physical upgrades to the server. This means that not only is there nothing new for you to read, use, or download, but that the site will be inaccessable for most of today!
Updates? We don't need no stinking updates! 2000-08-01
Well, in the absence of any real update content, we've decided to just post a link to Crazy Drunk Guy, an insightful, indepth look into the world we live in. As for any real updates, I'm afraid you'll just have to wait, as we've got more than our hands full with other projects (like the expansion of Rave Victoria).
Move It Or Lose It 2000-04-27
The server is being physically moved this weekend. The site has been partially moved to another server for the duration. Some services and files will not be accessable for a few days. Email will also be down during this time.
Appeasement 2000-03-10
A month of other projects (finishing school, getting jobs) has left CheezyNet a little neglected. We'd like to put up a public apology here for the lack of ammenities on the site... but then again, we just do this for fun, so piss off!!   ;)   Anyway, to appease our riotous fans, we've decided to mirror the Brocket 99 radio show! Check it out under MIRRORS.
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